SUGR COMMUNICATIONS NETWORK // PUBLICATION ARCHIVE // BARK-001

Incoming Publication

Source: SUGR Media Office // Classification: Probably Fine

Purveyors of Shenanigans & Hijinx

The SUGR Bark🐾

Serving SUGR, Server 74 & Other Questionable Parts of the Galaxy
Week of September 5, 2026 Stardate 26,693.2 Price: One Taco 🌮
Outpost Desk // Local-ish News

Look At Us.
We Have A Website.

SUGR’s Online Outpost is officially taking shape, which means we may finally stop asking where we put everything. Maybe.

We’ve been busy behind the scenes, Dawgs. SUGR’s Online Outpost is officially taking shape!

We’re building sugrdoesntpvp.space into a home for all the useful SUGR stuff that really shouldn’t require scrolling through three weeks of Discord and asking, “Hey, does anybody remember where we put that?”

Need help? We’ve got guides and links to some of our favorite STFC content creators.

Trying to remember what’s coming up? Check the SUGR calendar.

Something broken? Confusing? Doing that thing where it absolutely should work but absolutely does not? Report to the Diagnostic Bay.

There’s even a place to chat, because apparently Discord wasn’t enough.

And we’re still building.

We’re also launching The SUGR Bark this week: a weekly roundup of what’s happening around SUGR, Server 74, and STFC so you can find the important stuff without mounting an archaeological expedition through AC.

We even have a Media Officer now.

Apparently we’re a legitimate organization. Nobody panic. Or save the panic for random owl sightings. You decide.

🐾 Go poke around the Online Outpost:
sugrdoesntpvp.space

Correction An earlier internal draft may have implied sharks could read. The Bark regrets the error.
Server Desk // Situation Report

👀 Quiet… Mostly.

Server 74 has been pretty quiet this week.

The Veil, however, has apparently chosen drama.

Red and Mon are working to keep SUGR’s diplomatic markings updated as things develop, so our G7 Dawgs have a better idea of what to expect from the alliances they run into up there.

If you’re playing in the Veil, check those markings and keep an eye out for updates. Things can change quickly.

🍿 Ground-Level Observation Post

The rest of us will be down here watching with snacks.

Good luck up there, G7s.

Breaking-ish // Incursion Desk

🚨 Infinite Incursions Are Back

Welp.

Infinite Incursions return Saturday, September 12.

The good news? We’re going back to a 24-hour event.

Scopely is also using staggered regional start times this round:

APAC: September 12 @ 9:00 AM UTC
EU: September 12 @ 4:00 PM UTC
USA: September 12 @ 9:00 PM UTC

So you know what that means.

Bubbles up! Don’t be somebody’s free fast-food meal during Incursions.

Find your shields before Saturday. Check your timers. Do whatever weird little pre-Incursion ritual you do.

Then go cause problems responsibly.

Technology Desk // Fewer Buttons Division

🖖 Update 94.1: A Little Less Clicking

Update 94.1 showed up with a handful of changes that basically boil down to:

STFC would like us to click slightly fewer things.

We support this initiative.

For Ops 25+, Faction Bulk Claims are now available.

The reworked 7-Day Login Streak can also hand you a 24-hour Exocomp with boosts to Warp Speed, Building Speed, and Research Speed.

Completed Solo Milestones and Event Store claims are easier to collect without bouncing back to the main screen every. single. time.

And Scopely pushed some server-side optimizations aimed at improving Wave Defense latency.

Is this going to revolutionize the galaxy? No.

Did someone finally acknowledge that we have been clicking a lot of buttons? Yes.

We’ll take the win.

Public Service Announcement // Read This, Sharks

⏰ Spend. Your. Tokens.

Dawgs.

If you have Update 94 Choice Tokens, this is your reminder to GO SPEND THEM.

The Token Exchange closes September 10.

Those tokens will not carry over into the upcoming arc, so go grab the Artifacts or Blueprints you actually want while the store still exists.

Don’t come wandering into AC on September 11 asking where your tokens went.

We told you.

There are witnesses.

Sharks: please locate a responsible adult who can read this section to you.

Entertainment Desk // Somebody Else Did The Math
Quick Watch // 9:44

🎥 Rev Deuce — 6 Artifacts Added In M94

Six new Artifacts. Limited choices. Tokens expiring September 10.

Rather than staring at the Event Store until one of them speaks to you, let Rev do the homework.

He breaks down all six M94 Artifacts, which ones look like the best long-term grabs, and what the sourcing looks like for F2P and paying players.

Best part? It’s only 9:44.

You have nine minutes.

Probably.

▶ Watch Rev Deuce
Deep Dive // Bring Snacks

🎥 Talking Trek — STFC’s Biggest QOL Update In Years?

Maybe nine minutes isn’t enough.

Maybe you want three hours of STFC.

We don’t judge.

DJz and the Talking Trek crew go deep on Update 94: the QoL roadmap, all six Artifacts, sourcing math, Toryn vs. Trelane, PvP, raiding, Wave Defense — the works.

If you mostly want the Artifact talk, jump to about 2:15.

Yes, we gave you the timestamp.

We love you that much.

▶ Watch Talking Trek
Society Pages // Dawg Recognition Division

🌮 This Week’s Dawg: Susie

For our very first Sweet Spot, we’re barking for the Dawg who volunteered to help make this whole Bark thing happen.

Susie has stepped up as SUGR’s Media Officer, helping us keep everybody caught up on what’s happening around the Shack, Server 74, and STFC.

She saw a need, raised her paw, and volunteered to help the alliance.

That deserves recognition.

She also voluntarily agreed to keep this particular group of Dawgs informed and organized.

That deserves psychological evaluation.

Thanks for stepping up, Susie.

The tacos are yours. 🌮

We trust you will use this power responsibly.

Refrigerator Door // Important Things We Know You’re Going To Forget

📌 The SUGR Short List

You’re going to forget. We know.

📅 Sept 10 — Choice Tokens Spend them. They don’t roll over. We have now told you twice.
📅 Sept 12 — Infinite Incursions 24 hours. Find your shields.
🛡️ Incursion Prep Bubbles up. Nobody wants to see your station listed on the value menu.
🖥️ Online Outpost Go snoop around: sugrdoesntpvp.space

🐾 That’s The Bark

That’ll do it for this week, Dawgs.

Spend your tokens. Find your shields. Check the diplo markings if you’re headed into the Veil. Go poke around the Online Outpost.

If something changes after we publish this, we’ll do what SUGR has always done:

figure it out as we go.

Probably with snacks.

🍬 BE SWEET.

Live Long & Bark On! 🐾

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